February 2012
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you guys are silly for following this still it’s dead. it died. i’m sorry. RIP. i’m glad about the times we had. i’m glad about the laughs we shared. remember when every blood cell in a scorpio was jackie chan? because i do. i remember every second of it. i get this question all the time so i guess i’ll finally tell ya’ll what my main is ...
Feb 17th
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cuttlefishculling: okay. real talk. everyone pay attention. this could impact your life dearly one day. the cake is a type of food, dessert, that involves sweet light fluffy forms of bread to take the shape and be sandwiched typically between filling or icing to accentuate maximum sweetness and pleasantness. the ultimate goal of a cake is to be well decorated, sweet-tasting, and delicious. the...
Feb 2nd
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January 2012
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gunugy asked: my sun is virgo and both my moon and ascendant are taurus, but my midheaven is capricorn. does this aligbnment lessen the impact carpriconrn has on my heart? doe s it being midheaven cancel out the inhernet satanic origins behind capricorn? polease help me oh gr8 buttzodiac
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Anonymous asked: O.O my little sister is a caprecorn, can I do anything to save her?
Jan 25th
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jbohbih asked: im a socrpio with a libra moon so iz dat why i have a buttstingerr nd lopsidded b00bies too?>??
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Anonymous asked: I'm a scorpio. My horoscope always tells me that I am sexy, passionate, mischievous, and I have a temper... It says that we're basically the "bad guys" of the zodiac. I am actually really mild-mannered and timid... so is my horoscope just wrong?
Jan 25th
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zejhyr asked: what is wrong with capricorns
Jan 25th
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btw. no capricorns.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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artsy-pajamas asked: Hey, as a Cancer I was wondering what my chances of dying in the near future were???? :(
Jan 24th
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Anonymous asked: is it tru that capricorns are disloyal to satan? ): that's what i read on lots of other zodaic blbogs
Jan 24th
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tublicalor asked: Actually, according to another Zodiac tumblr, they are passionate and creative lovers that can go all night long.
Jan 23rd
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Anonymous asked: Are sex good at Aries
Jan 23rd
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Anonymous asked: Are Aries good at sex
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Anonymous asked: As a Sagittarius I am deeply offended by the lack of things relating to my sign on this blog. Do you have any idea how much shit us Sagittariuses have to go through everyday? We're always ignored, and when people do pay attention to us they always mock sweaty horse cocks, even though they serve as a source of pride for us. That is. Not. Cool. Acknowledge and accept us.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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cirnoiceairyfairy asked: is it tru that scorpio and pisscs are bad for each oter bcause the scorpino drownds so the buttstiger dont work?
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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onehappyhippie asked: Lol I love your blog that anon is just an angry elf. And they have no right to correct your grammar seeing as they can't even use the correct form of "your"!
Jan 21st
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Anonymous asked: wow okay first off get you're grammer correct have you ever heard of spell check nerd???? lmao probably not tonklerrface
secondly omfg check you're facts why would libras simbol be shaped like a butt if its called liBRA its obviously hooters
thirld i came here for butts there is not enough butts epic fail
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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ogremom: i ship buttzodiac/wingdingsheadcanons
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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gallowscalibrator: buttzodiac=tru zoDIA C \m/ ROCK 5EVR
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Anonymous asked: Can everyone just shut the fuck up about Homestuck? The Zodiacs were around a hell of a lot longer than that dipshit webcomic. Keep your Homestuck to yourselves, because none of us who don't like it want to see it. Just fuck off.
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Anonymous asked: but almost all of the colors for the zodiac are in homestuck canon
Jan 21st
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Anonymous asked: I have a feeling this is Homestuck related. Am I correct? c8
Jan 21st
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Anonymous asked: I like how most of these are just reused jokes. Is this supposed to be funny?
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Anonymous asked: how long does it take 4 a submission 2 post
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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